I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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