If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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