I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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