So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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