your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The Olympian is in my bed
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize
