Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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