She's JV to your varsity
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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