Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so that wasnt chicken after all
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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