just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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