Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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