I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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