Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
How external is "for external use only"?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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