its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Help. Why am I so naked?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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