she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
