got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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