I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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