is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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