Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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