we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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