tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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