halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
