How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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