Christians are straight up FREAKS
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
