He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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