Got a toothbrush?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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