I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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