Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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