I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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