your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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