if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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