i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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