my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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