Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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