He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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