this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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