So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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