i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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