oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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