You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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