Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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