HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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