so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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