Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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