why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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