Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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