Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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