Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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