She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
