My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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