okay pat passed out under dana's car
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I would fuck him just for his dog
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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