i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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