I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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