Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Randomize
